The concert last night was sick. I've been a fan of Staind since they emerged about 6-7 years ago, and this was my first time to see them live. For some unknown reason they didn't sell alcohol at this event though. That was kind of a bummer. Kaleb and I grabbed some food at Al's on the southside of Birmingham and then I headed back. Just as I passed the Mercedes plant exit in Vance at about 1 am I look in my rearview mirror and see the dreaded blue lights of a cop car. It turns out it was a state trooper. The gentleman was extremely unintelligent and spoke very grammatically incorrect English. Ironically, he never asked if I had been drinking (I hadn't), even after I told him I was coming back from a rock concert. I've listed our conversation below.
Cop (at passenger side window): What the big hurry man?
Me (trying to execute a huge bluff in which I act like I'm sorry for speeding):
I have no excuse sir. I was at a concert and am just ready to get home.
Cop: Well, I clock you at 87, but I lock you in at 83. Let's see your license.
Me: Alright.
Cop: So you don't live in Birmingham no more?
Me: No. I live near the University campus.
Cop: Are you a student?
Me: Um. No. I just work.
Cop: Where you work at?
Me: I'm a professional poker player. (This was my mistake. It's probably
very -EV to tell a cop this. I should've said Captain D's.)
Cop: Hmm. Ok. I be right back.
At this point I'm sitting in the car waiting for him, and I feel pretty confident that I just pulled off a beautiful bluff. I'm just hoping he doesn't call me with bottom pair here.
The cop walks back on the passenger side of the car again, and I can't tell if he has anything in his hand or not. I'm not worried about the money, and I don't even particularly care if I get the ticket at this point. I just want to see if the bluff worked.
The cop gets back and slowrolls the hell out of me!
Cop: Aight man (in a "I'm gonna let you go voice,"). I know it's late and you're just ready to get home (his arms still down by his side). I've still got to give you this though for going 83 in a 70...
Such a slowroll. He produces the fucking clipboard and I sign for the $131 ticket. It is my first speeding ticket since September 2001 though, so I guess I've done ok.
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I'm back in Tuscaloosa now and leaving for Birmingham soon to meet with my accountant. I plan on coming back tonight and having some drinks. My boy Jon "Jcardshark" Little is making the drive up from Pensacola to go to the game and should be here around 5, so I'm excited about that.
Also, here is the link to the interview I did with Craig Tapscott on FoxSports.com. All of the interviews were merged together, and I am on briefly late in the 5th minute of the 7 minute interview. The video is towards the bottom of the page and has a picture of Hellmuth on the front in sunglasses and is entitled "Inside the Legends of Poker." http://msn.foxsports.com/poker
For some reason I was extremely nervous during this interview, and I think it shows :)







